Women Power

I just got this quote today. I am not sure who the author is...but I love it.

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her your sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of S@#$."