Few laughs

The beauty of keeping in touch with really funny people, like my former boss at Richter7, is that I get monthly emails that make me laugh really hard! Thanks Tim Brown. Hope you all laugh as much as I did.

Starbucks has come out with an instant coffee.
Just put it in a cup, add hot water, and then call out your name incorrectly.

- Jimmy Kimmel

Archaeologists in Ethiopia have discovered a 4.4-million-year-old skeleton believed to be the earliest known human ancestor and they're calling her "Ardi."
However, Larry King is insisting her name was "Jan."

- Conan O'Brien

There's a shortage of ammunition, so Wal-Mart is limiting the number of bullets they'll sell to a single customer...
Because if you want to tick off ANY customer, make it the guy who buys bullets.

- Conan O'Brien

The average woman can keep a secret for 47 hours.
The average man can pretend to be interested in the secret for an average of 30 seconds.

- Jimmy Fallon

Doctors are trying to decide whether being fat should be classified as a medical disease.
I think it should be. So next time your wife says, "Do these jeans make me look fat?" you can go, "Honey, I am not a doctor."

- Jay Leno