Mama Blau did it again people!
You can now get her sheet music FOR FREE on her new website! Pretty much, my mom is amazing!
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Staples
Thank you to Steven Beckstrand who inspired me to copy and plagiarize his thought on what it means to be a post-grad. Since I am here once again, I can't help but laugh at the fact that I thought it would be any different.
Taken from Steve:
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I have to admit, my wanderings weren't totally my fault. The job that I had expected to be stapled to my diploma wasn't attached. I had thought that, as part of graduating from college, you got a job. It was like the decoder ring that you would get when finishing the box of cereal. However, this box didn't contain an awesome prize. I actually had to go look for a job. On my own.
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My addition: And even when the prize comes, it may not be what you expect. Just like my prize that I got in my box of Resees Pieces Peanut Butter Puff Cereal. The flier thing did more crashing than it did flying. Funny how that works.
Taken from Steve:
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I have to admit, my wanderings weren't totally my fault. The job that I had expected to be stapled to my diploma wasn't attached. I had thought that, as part of graduating from college, you got a job. It was like the decoder ring that you would get when finishing the box of cereal. However, this box didn't contain an awesome prize. I actually had to go look for a job. On my own.
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My addition: And even when the prize comes, it may not be what you expect. Just like my prize that I got in my box of Resees Pieces Peanut Butter Puff Cereal. The flier thing did more crashing than it did flying. Funny how that works.
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Discovery
I have known for a while now, but realized I haven't shared with my readers. People, I discovered how sexy my ankles are! Since this discovery, I have taken on such great heights, figuratively and literally. With my new found discovery, I have been experimenting with all different heal types, including my new faves: my gray and while, snake scale, pointy-toe stilettos. I can't help but look at my full figure in the mirror and say...."Dang, those are some sexy ankles!"
Monday, September 12, 2011
Public Bathrooms
I hate using public restrooms with less than 10 stalls. I get a little gun shy using a restroom with less than 10 stalls particularly in office buildings where I happen to work with people who use those same restrooms. It's true. Case and point, a couple months ago it was rather embarrassing to use the restroom and run into the person who was interviewing me for a position in the restroom beforehand. We ended up chit-chatting as we washed our hands together. It was AWKWARD.
I mean, using the restroom in movie theaters, airports and museums doesn't really bother me. Because the more stalls there are, the more persons can't identify where certain smells, or noises are coming from.
I mean, using the restroom in movie theaters, airports and museums doesn't really bother me. Because the more stalls there are, the more persons can't identify where certain smells, or noises are coming from.
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