All the single ladies....

Oh my goodness, I am still laughing my head off. Enjoy this version of "If guys were like girls."

Letter

Dear dirty dishes in the sink, the fuzz growing in my toilet bowl, the dirty laundry piling on my floor, the clean laundry hanging out in the dryer for weeks, the mess of a bedroom, the eligible HOT suitors wanting so desperately to pursue me, the driver's license people, the oil change people, the grocery list that keeps getting longer, the phone calls I have to return....

unfortunately, you all have to be patient with me. I am unavailable for the next 2 1/2 weeks. Hang in there....I will get to you as soon as I can!!

Best,

Lindsey

WHAT??

You mean my 12-page paper is due next Tuesday?? Oh dear.....

And that, ladies and gentlemen, brethren and sisteren, is my life right now.